Wow… if I didn’t know better, I’d think that Joe or his resident Cunt with the Gunt Tracey wrote this little diddy:
Joe -
I have to chuckle as I scan this mornings Daily Times. All week SBYnews has framed major issues – (Bennett Middle School Project, Massive Schoolteachers Pension Cost Shift, Delmarva’s Stagnant Employment, and our bleak national economy under Obama) .
This morning it is evident that SBYnews have ‘flushed out the varmits’ as The Daily Times seeks cover. Look at their articles on our thriving local economy and the BMS project. Quite a stark contrast in comparison to SBYnews.
I find it refreshing to finally have the ability to enjoy a change in media venue.
LONG LIVE SBYNEWS!
Let’s keep it real. Joe isn’t hurting anybody with his little fake “news” outlet. It’s a copy & paste shop, usually from other blogs. He will steal the occasional article from a reputable news source, but only if it deals with his current man-crush Ron Paul.
That’s why this blog is called Delusions of Grandeur. Albero should be institutionalized, since he matches the DSM profile for this psychiatric condition perfectly. By the way, I wonder how many dicks Jennifer had in her this weekend? A little birdie tells me at least two, and neither of them were little Joey’s!
“By the way, I wonder how many dicks Jennifer had in her this weekend? A little birdie tells me at least two, and neither of them were little Joey’s!”
OMG I wish that could be absolutely verified! I would love to post this with such impunity.
SBYNews blogger Joseph Albero, 300 west Main Street, Salisbury, Maryland is stealing and using your stories, word for word, day after day, week after week and linking them up to to his blog site for six figure profit. He charges his advertisers $100 a month for every ad that you see on his blog. He claims to be making in excess of $100,000 a year on his hobby blog. His contact information is:
http://sbynews.blogspot.com/ Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or telephone 1-410-430-5349
#1) Tracy is HOT. You better stop piking on her
#2) Stop piking on Joes wife Jennifer. You wish your wife was as good as her.
#3) Stop piking on salisbury news. your just jelois.
#4) its to bad you have to use cuss words. you show your stupidty.
#5) Cant we be nice to each other
sined . a local citizin who is tired of this fighting
Thanks for the laugh Monster manipulator of the english language.
1. Tracey’s a squeaky little mouse/monkey whore.
2. She’s nobodies wife. (Monster is a nobody), and she’s the Salisbury Slut train station, always ready to pull a load.
3. Yes, occasionally we do have jello, why do you ask?
4. We have to use cuss words, because the everyday english language cannot effectively project the anger and disgust we feel towards Monster.
5. No!
Thanks, local peckerhead that’s tired.
Anonymous January 22, 2012 at 11:09 pm says: Tracy is HOT?????
Well, I guess if you like women that suffer from “Giant Elephant Asstitis” then you’re in luck. Just you try to take that big ass down and if you do, make a video of it for us kid, we wanna see you wrestle that oversized ass (cuss word) to the floor. None of us have never had the couage to look it in it’s eye, yet. Even Monster only takes pixtures of the big “round browned” thing.
Definitely a blow hole post, let’s see ” piking”, then we have “citizin”….dead giveaway…..totally fucking uneducated….
Dear Anonymous 11:09 — jeeze I never thought I’d live long enough to say this . . . you are even more of a moron than your moronic monster leader. I truly did not think it was possible to be dumber than Albino.
“Joe isn’t hurting anybody with his little fake “news” outlet.” I beg to differ, Albero hurts plenty of people.
Not true, he continually is hurting others.
http://joealberosvictims.blogspot.com/
January 23, 2012pm POSTS BELOW: He has to come back over here, to the Doctor, to experience what truth was all about, once more, after having over gorged his brainless at the unbalanced venom of spew. A pitiful attempt, to remember the sounds of truth.
Three words the Delusional Monster of Liars may never own. Take special note of the last two. So funny/so childish/so telling
1. admirable
2. chraitable
3. honrable
Joey is an admirable and chraitable human being and I am not sure why many of you say such terrible things about him and his wife. Is it because you people are jealous and wish you were as honrable as he is?
You best get on your news and pray to your God, not to strike you dead, for such lying is going to strike you dead for such asinine remarks, Joe.
anon 12:12pm has to be either Carlos Montalban or that little runt, Herve Scurve, who was always pointing up in the sky, on “Fantasy Island” yelling, Boss, da plane, da plane. The two of you are dead, now go back over to your spew.
12:12 If you think albero is admirable than you, my darling are nothing but human trash yourself! An “admirable” person would never ever have allowed the family of Sarah Foxwell to be demonized as Albero allowed on his site no matter their shortcomings!
I mean really! You must have been raised by low class parents yourself if you think albero is admirable!
Malachai, go back to whatever it is you do and stop kissing Alblowholes sorry ass. He does terrible things therefore, the terrible truth will be told about him. Now go away.
12:12pm is definately a Monster post
12:12 p.m. CHRAITABLE??? wonder where that came from? sixth grade mafia education?
I’ll bet, that 12:12′s pea brainlessness actually thinks he possesses the ability to provoke, which is the furthest thing from the truth. He has to be the most dense, funny stone, coming from a long lineage of solid rocks. How can any one person, who continually works tirelessly to make themselves appear to be so stupid? And then, as a topper, actually thinks they’re smart? He’s a living mega joke, known as, Joe “The Ongoing Joke” Al-Burro, the Joke that never seems to end for Delmarva.
He really is becoming an icon. I firmly believe that in the very near future, when you google the word “Moron”, and then click on images, multiple pictures of Joe Albero will fill your screen. You, your children and those that come later, will forever be able to view, his “Royale Numb Nutty Ness”, the self exaulted on high, “Oh Holy Shit Albero”. Laughter personified.
It Didn’t Matter, Until It Did
Where did assbero steal the text in that post? No credit given to the author and you know for sure that he didn’t write it. I Googled it but came up empty.
For Twitter fans: @notjoealbero
Goofballs of this site, BEWARE. BEWARE that us “Albero’s” are on to you and your assinine antics.
If you had any sense you would be paying attention to the important thiings in life like maybe your spouse (or for most of you…..your “Life partner”), or maybe your children (make sure to teach them how to think), or maybe your dog (the only reason they make you feel like a “great lover” is because they can’t talk). That being said, keep on dreaming about Albero, keep on blogging about Joe and keep your waking thoughts on him BUT guess what?? Joe ain’t even paying attention to you. He”s too busy counting the money he makes. He’s too busy being a good citizen
Listen to this crock of shit, from that really scary Anonymous 8:56 pm. He’s apparently some queer talking to us about his “life partners”, as though we’re consumed with fagdome, the way that he is. You’ve really got us shitting in our loafers, little skippy, you’re a real big trouble maker, you are. Now that we’ve laughed and mocked you 8:56pm, waddle your big dumb ass back over to Spew Central, and preach your ineptitude of no sense to them, and then watch it never get posted. Now we have seen a real life example of a sub human no brainer (8:56pm). And also have learned how dimwit liars, are allowed to continue, spewing their stupid every day. It’s because “The Joke” has the support from a mobil turd, that’s even a dumber dimwit then Joke al-Burro. Just think of it, old 8:56pm I-made-them-really-shit-their-panties, was some really scary and not-so-insightful stuff, wasn’t it?
Re: 2:57 am
I’m proud to live my life in “Fagdome”. However I did notice you skipped over my remark about screwing tho pooch. Boy I bet that hit you close to home. I glad your TRYING to give Fido some pleasure cause you sure ain’t doing it elsewhere. WTF you doing on the computer at 2:57 am? Fido turn you down? Again? Wow.
9:27am Quote: I did notice you skipped over my remark about screwing tho pooch.
Response:
Will assume your illiterate self got sexually aroused and you misspelled again. I felt no need to address the lower aspects of your life, especially the ones that you seem far more doggedly knowledgeable about, then I.
And not all of us in life, feel the need to have someone hold our little paws throughout our lives, nor do we attach ourselves to others, as you speak of with such insight. I like to think of it as being independent, not relying on anyone, and definitely not taking shit from little dicks like yourself. If we knew each or were to physically meet, I could convey that thought to you in person, much quicker then you could ever imagine. I tend to gravitate to violence. Also, in case you haven’t figured it out yet, which I know you haven’t, I’ll let you in on a little secret that others reading your funny, and you have foolishly overlooked. YOU, 8:56pm/9:27am, are attempting a retort against a foe, that you can never compete with, simply because you lack the goods, as evidenced by your two most recent posts. However, you do fit in, very well with the spew morons, like yourself. Your little boy attempts to provoke, are so feeble and funny, because you simply lack the goods, for a worthy comeback, and you can, and never will possess, that which you lack. You are in effect, inept and childish, just like your Monster friend. Now waddle back over to your playpen of spew, little brainless, and try to think up something of value, for your forthcoming attempt at looking stupid. I Love your stupid, your loaded with it, now get Monster and his monkey to help you. We are willing to ridicule, humiliate, and degrade your dumb asses until the end of time, when hell freezes over. Hurry back DoDo Bird.
8:56…..Put the kool aid down! Now! It has affected your brain in a delusional way.
Late Day Post of Spew 01/23/12 :
http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2012/01/decision-is-final-wilber-out-tilghman.html?m=1
One paragraph : While many of you know me as Joe Albero the Blogger, most of you are unaware of my corporate experience. I have spent millions of dollars over the past 30+ years of my life on attorneys. Either for patents, opening businesses, defending myself and Family, or whatever, I’ve been around a lot more than most realize.
1. Corporate experience? What corporate experience dickweed?
2. I have spent millions of dollars? Monopoly doesn’t count Monster of bullshit, nor does yout inflated fantasies.
3. Patents? The only patent that we know you alone hold, is the “pathetically stupid” patent. You aced that one!
4. You are right about being around to long, hopefully someone will help you be “not around” really soon. George M. Collins??? says, I’ll be back soon Albero!
Remember folks, the story is “Always” about MeMememememeeeeeeee
Now MeMe states that it/he/she has become a multi millionaire overnight. Unfortunately, it/he/she had to give all of it away to those pesky lawyers? Why MeMe? We all know about your constant unwillingness to pay for anything. And lawyers, why pay them?? We all know Soprano type Mobsters like yourself off lawyers by the trash tryck loads. And again, now it/he/she’s back down to that old fantasy sum of just a million dollars. A rather lousy useage of your copor-ate-my-ass-up wealth, huh MeMe? Either that, or is it, just more of your self grandizing bullshit. UBSoFunny Little Joey
Expect The City To Provide A Letter Of Apology to Little Timmy Spies, brother of Terry, Little Debbie and Bouncing Boy Joe Donkey, for refusing to keep his property up to code for years upon years without a single penny of fine, or the slightest sign of punishment from his conspirators. Instead Little Timmy expects an apology. How about an apology “Shitty Council of Three in Salisbury Maryland” to all of those that have been fined in the past and forced to comply. Where are their apologies??? Where are they??? Are you going to issue them public apologies??? Not likely you one sided group of self anointed “Queens, Kings, and Smurfs.
http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2012/01/expect-city-to-provide-letter-of.html?m=1
Plane Crash Off Deal Island
It appears that the engine noise and splash were made by oyster poachers using a power dredge, not by an airplane. The noise was from the auxiliary engine and the splash was the dredge basket hitting the water. Rumor is that DNR has them in custody.
Posted by JoeAlbero at 1/24/2012 08:54:00 AM
From MSM news
“Authorities said that at around 7:30 a.m. Friday, Jan. 20, an NRP officer aboard a Maryland State Police helicopter saw eight commercial boats power-dredging for oysters within the sanctuary.”
If Joe.is telling the truth and not repeating gossip, than it took from Friday AM to Sunday PM for the sputtering and big splashing sound to reach the shores of Wenona. .
11:27 am or should I say Spunky McDoogle,
Thanks for your reply and exsessive use of commas. While you claim to be “independant”, you align yourself with this wretched site. Now lets see if I got this straight, Um, UM, Oh yea…. I’m glad that you posted a picture of a man screwing a dog during this past holiday season. Was this to visually show your readers how to do it OR just a holiday picture of you and your lover, Fido the dog? I’m glad you said, ” I tend to gravitate to violence”. Well let me tell you, Spunky, that line only works on little french poodles, NOT real men like me and Joe. Hey, but, you know, like wow, I gotta nuff commas in here.
Signed,,,,
RMADFOA
(Real Men Against Dog Fuckers Of America) – Salisbury, Maryland Chapter 21803
Ya gotta pay the troll toll.
Wind…no substance=ALL wind!